So they can burn in it.
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In 1991, when the National Parks Service renamed the Little Bighorn battlefield site, removing Custer's name, it sparked hate mail from Americans who still viewed him as a hero.
The president says somebody shanked his pool.
What does It say about our national zeitgeist that the most famous and revered quote from an American Indian was part of a surrender speech?
It sounds like you've got reflecting pool derangement syndrome.
Iran gets everything it asked for, Trump gets nothing, and it all hinges on us pretending Trump is a big special boy for pulling it off.
What are purportedly provisions of the memorandum of understanding regarding ending the Iran-US-Israel war looks to make it the "worst deal ever."
Trump has planted so many bombs in the American economy it'll be a miracle if one of them doesn't explode.
Trump's Oval Office appearances have become bizarre, hallucination-filled circus acts.
A billion here, a billion there, and eventually these guys will have drained their base of every penny.
The United States eradicated screwworms over a half century ago. Now they're back.
But I know for damn sure I'm right about some of his support.
The Department of Justice says Trump can bulldoze the Statue of Liberty, which means he's now almost certainly considering it.
Straight from the horse's, um, mouth?
Trump doesn't care about terrorism against Americans: His personal grudges are far more important.
Of all the foggy spots in this war, this may be the foggiest.
But will it stay that way?
For any Democratic candidate looking for a theme this fall, there it is: A campaign in two words. Ballroom Republicans.
House and Senate Republicans have moved past mere dereliction of duty to become Trump's most powerful accomplices.