We really, really need to ban online 'prediction markets.'
Hunter Lazzaro
📍Northern California
Trump hallucinated an entire peace agreement. Now everyone's pretending it didn't happen?
In a manic series of posts, Trump lays out a vision of victory that looks like a humiliating loss.
Trump says he expects a 'big, fat, hug' for destabilizing the world. Again.
'Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime,' Trump writes before posting a picture of himself as Jesus.
Congress cannot claim it is powerless, and the world will certainly now see it as complicit.
Faced with a choice between running or escalating, Trump targets civilians instead.
Faced with economic, military, and social failure, Trump's narcissism has him hunting for scapegoats
Trump, an idiot, has been cut off from his strategy of declaring victory and running off. He's going to make that everybody else's problem.
Ours will be the first empire to die of humiliation.
The most security-indifferent cabinet in modern history against armies of hostile hackers? Seems bad.
Trump's major war news comes from a 2-minute daily explosions montage that avoids mention of Iranian retaliation.
Hell is a single corridor, unending, an undecorated liminal space through which you carry your luggage.
You could put the guy on a solid gold coin and he'd still be angry about it.
What Marco Rubio's foot canoes can tell us about U.S. military strategy overseas
Iran War Update: Not to alarm anyone, but have we considered that Donald Trump may be the Antichrist
I don't even believe in an 'antichrist'—and yet I still think this guy might be the freaking Antichrist
Trump's favorite strategy is declaring premature victory, then fleeing. An extended Hormuz shutdown removes that option.
Our leaders and press still refuse to engage with America's core crisis: our unfit idiot president.
Trump names Sen. Markwayne Mullin, aka the 'Stupidest Man in the Senate,' as the new DHS disaster-in-waiting.
As Trump's war turns regional, the man himself remains out to lunch.