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Mark Sumner

Author of The Evolution of Everything, On Whetsday, Devil's Tower, and 43 other books.

Mark Sumner

Trump isn’t really looking for a deal; He’s looking for an excuse. Having firmly grasped this hot potato, he’s discovered that putting it down is impossible. So he’s pretending to be negotiating with people who aren’t interested in anything but his surrender.

Mark Sumner

In this war, Trump and Hegseth have a very simple philosophy. We don't know why we're there. We don't know what we want. We don't know when it ends. And f**k you for asking.

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Trump's team doesn't need an autopen. They know Trump will reliably plant his pubic signature on anything they put in front of him without bothering to read it. Which is good, because it's increasingly difficult to keep Trump awake, even when people are busy kissing his ass.