Food recalls are spiking this summer, and it sure doesn't look like it's going to let up anytime soon.
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Team Evil may end up spending a billion bucks in the midterms. It still might not be enough.
Not every president is Courageous enough to Hide behind Snacks
Remember how we sucked, back then?
Your benevolent future overlords will provide for your every needâexcept for health insurance, because that would be socialism.
On July 4th, records will be broken. And possibly some other things.
It sounds like you've got reflecting pool derangement syndrome.
The Department of Justice says Trump can bulldoze the Statue of Liberty, which means he's now almost certainly considering it.
Hell is a single corridor, unending, an undecorated liminal space through which you carry your luggage.
3 million pages of documents is a lot, but I've got you covered
Chameleons are the only animals to understand that life is a role-playing game.
Prior fonts smacked of diversity and inclusion.
Australia apologizes deeply for making you stomp your wittle feetsies sir.
The media continues to plumb new depths of disinformed disinformation.
Nobody likes your big beautiful head as much as I do, so long as I get a cabinet appointment out of it.
Capitol Hill Republicans stand by reptilian leader, vow to provide 'as many children as he wants'
This is what's wrong with America. It's like nobody wants to debate anymore.
Like bananas? Try soybeans instead. Need a new gadget? Why not grow your own?