Reflecting pool? There's no reflecting pool.

Reflecting pool?

There's no reflecting pool. There's never been a reflecting pool. I don't know what you're talking about. You're just making things up to make Donald Trump look bad. It sounds like you've got reflecting pool derangement syndrome.

What even is a "reflecting pool?" What would that even be? There's no such thing. You just made it up. Pools are for swimming, not for reflecting. Why would anyone build something called a "reflecting" pool, nobody does that.

Have you ever gone out to buy a reflecting car? No. You ever go to a store and ask for a reflecting refrigerator? No. No you don't. Cars are for driving. Refrigerators are for refrigerating. Pools are for swimming. If you go to a car dealership and tell them you want a reflecting car they'll just look at you like you're stupid, because you're stupid. People with high IQs know that pools are for swimming and cars are for driving. Mirrors are for reflecting, you're probably thinking of mirrors because you're stupid.

Wait—are you talking about that lush green lawn between the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument? That super-green rectangle you can see from your airplane? That's a lawn, you jerk. You complete clown. You low-IQ individual. You can tell it's a lawn because lawns are green. Pools are blue.

So if it's blue it's a pool, and if it's green it's a lawn, and anyone who knows anything knows that the Lincoln Memorial lawn is the greenest anybody has ever seen thanks to Donald Trump. Do you have lush green lawn derangement syndrome now? Is that what this is?

"Oh, the lush green lawn is full of gross water," you say. No it isn't. It's not full of gross water. If you knew anything about America you'd know that it gets really humid here in America's capital. A lush green lawn will get soggy when it's this humid, everybody knows that. Maybe it gets your socks all wet, like super soaking wet and stinky, but that still doesn't make a lawn a pool.

And it's not a "reflecting lawn," either. That's not a thing. Lawns are for hosting cage matches on, they're not for reflecting.

This is just like when you Trump haters said that Iran is our enemy. Iran isn't our enemy. We like them. They're our friend. We want them to have big strong missiles, because how would they defend themselves if they didn't have big strong missiles. That's why Trump's giving them 300 billion dollars and letting them tax the boats that go by, you jerks, it's so they can buy more missiles to protect themselves.

Just a month or so ago they got attacked, you know. Somebody blew up a whole school there and all the kids died. So now I guess you're fine with kids dying? You don't think Iran should defend itself from crazy violent nuts who blow up their schools?

Well Trump's not okay with that, that's why he's giving Iran 300 billion dollars to build new missiles. Trump's going to protect them from the kind of monster freaks who blow up kids in their schools. He's going to get a Nobel Peace Prize for helping protect Iran's schools, and here's you, with your low IQ, whining about missiles and gas prices and making up stories about reflecting pools because you've got reflecting gas missile pool derangement syndrome.

You know what, we're gonna start calling that lush green lawn between the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument the Donald Trump Nobel Peace Prize Lush Green Lawn. We're going to make it a bill in Congress, and we're going to pass it and from then on anybody who calls it a reflecting pool has to go to jail because they support terrorism.

You're jealous is what you are. Obama couldn't make it that green. Joe Biden couldn't make it that green. No president ever made it such a deep lush grade of green until Donald Trump came and promised to make it the greenest anyone ever saw, and he did.

Americans are sick of people making up stories about Donald Trump to make him look bad and we're not gonna take it. There was never a reflecting pool there so stop saying there was. Pools are blue and lawns are green. Checkmate, libs.