Shorter Jeff Bezos: I for one welcome our new insect overlords

If you want to understand this, all you need to know is that Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos has, personally, his own space program. And Jeff Bezos would, personally, shoot every last Washington Post employee in the head if Donald Trump told him that was the only way Bezos would be getting government contracts that would allow him to keep competing with fascist freak Elon Musk, who also has his own personal space program.

This f'kin guy, indeed.