You are my spiral starchild.
You are my spiral starchild.
Make it stop? Please?
There's nothing more tragic than losing your place as Washington, DC's most shameless sycophant.
The 220 top holders get invitations to Trump's Bribe Palace; 25 will be invited to the White House itself.
Is it a bad sign if the pope up and dies after making eye contact with you? That feels like a bad sign.
Trump still believes that passing a dementia screening test is a sign of genius, which seems a pretty clear sign of dementia if you ask us.
Like bananas? Try soybeans instead. Need a new gadget? Why not grow your own?
If you're looking for sanity from Trump's cabinet, don't bother. They're in full Dear Leader mode.
Congress could stop him anytime they wanted to. But that would require Republicans to have an ounce of courage.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha eat dirt, Elon.
We're at war with America and we all must sacrifice in order to achieve victory over ourselves, our savings, and our way of life.
Fascism attempts to portray strength and invincibility. It cannot abideāor surviveāopen mockery and contempt.
Personally, I don't plan on giving him the attention.
Trump isn't just unfit for office. At this point he's unfit for carrying on a conversation.
As measles cases soar, The Criminal's regime instead takes aim at vaccines for COVID, influenza, and bird flu.