Questions like 'why' and also 'no really, why?'
Hunter Lazzaro
đNorthern California
Donnie held an Oval Office event to announce the ... renaming of ... Lake Ontario?
The only way to prevent a trade war with Canada is for somebody to distract Trump with a new, even pettier fight. Any volunteers?
Team Evil may end up spending a billion bucks in the midterms. It still might not be enough.
You all thought I was joking about bringing back polio. No, I mean they REALLY intend to bring back polio.
Did our military turn incompetent, or is an incompetent White House sabotaging it?
Sure, give all these meatheads gloves that tase you when you forget to turn them off. That'll go well.
Not every president is Courageous enough to Hide behind Snacks
Remember how we sucked, back then?
No, of course not. But the thought experiment is illuminating.
A Senate committee rubber-stamps the most corrupt attorney general nominee ever put forward, and Trump's corruption trundles on.
Everything the party does it does out of giddy cruelty; ascribing some higher strategy or purpose to it makes you look crazier than they are.
Congress passed a law limiting how many local stations a single company can own. Carr just announced he's going to simply ... ignore it.
Your benevolent future overlords will provide for your every needâexcept for health insurance, because that would be socialism.
Trump's scandals dwarf all previous U.S. corruption scandalsâbut it's Congress that's allowing it to happen.
Two days after a federal judge blasted Blanche for corruption, the Senate remains poised to hand him the keys to the Justice Department.
Judge Kathleen Williams singles out Trump crony Todd Blanche in particular.
He leaves behind a legacy of party-before-country hyperpartisanship, Supreme Court incompetence, and international isolation.
When was the last time a White House tried to claim credit for a (squints) gas station promotion?
On July 4th, records will be broken. And possibly some other things.