Nobody likes your big beautiful head as much as I do, so long as I get a cabinet appointment out of it.
Hunter Lazzaro
📍Northern California
Also he's the only candidate who doesn't sound like he's about to summon Batman to beat the crap out of random street musicians.
A zero-tech explainer on the hype bubble roiling markets and inflating your electricity bills
There's no conspiracy here, Trump is just a stupid man who can't understand why the world doesn't revolve around him.
He wants a Nobel Peace Prize and if he doesn't get it then he's going to make Norway pay—literally
They're telling you who they are, so believe them.
Whatever Long did was enough to get him shipped off to Iceland. Iceland!
Everybody knows Trump's killing the economy, but nobody seems to particularly care.
Every part of that headline is true.
Rather than worrying about a third Trump term, worry about what happens when aides can no longer dance around Trump's cognitive collapse.
My television is broken; it keeps showing me the things I was never supposed to see.
Is this thing on?
Capitol Hill Republicans stand by reptilian leader, vow to provide 'as many children as he wants'
The "America Party" will pursue an agenda of grifting, racism, and ignoring crosswalks
You get to toy with the human rights of children, then bug off to a luxury resort with a vague assurance that maybe you'll get around to thinking about it once October rolls around.
This is what's wrong with America. It's like nobody wants to debate anymore.
Trump may have entered Israel's war on a whim, but the repercussions will last a century.
Andrew Cuomo is not the answer to fascism, but the 'moderates' backing him have more pressing concerns on their minds.