Australia apologizes deeply for making you stomp your wittle feetsies sir.
satire
The media continues to plumb new depths of disinformed disinformation.
Nobody likes your big beautiful head as much as I do, so long as I get a cabinet appointment out of it.
Capitol Hill Republicans stand by reptilian leader, vow to provide 'as many children as he wants'
This is what's wrong with America. It's like nobody wants to debate anymore.
Like bananas? Try soybeans instead. Need a new gadget? Why not grow your own?
We swiped a whole bundle of upcoming executive orders and hoo boy are we in for a ride.
U.S. Treasury will get its wallet back 'when I feel like it,' says Musk.
A hearty welcome to our presumptive 51st state, and please be prepared to lose your health insurance.
0/5 stars; do not recommend.
I don't know why you people continue to complain and to be honest I'm getting tired of hearing about it.